Our candidate makes a savvy personnel decision, a sure sign of his good judgment and political acumen.
And so much more positive than that nasty old “You’re Fired!!!” riff….
As far as we can tell, the early stages of the 2016 Presidential race have been mildly interesting, but nearly devoid of Humor.
Oh, unless you count the dripping sarcasm and schoolyard put-downs we’ve heard in some recent speeches and press events on the Republican side. But, as we all know, real Humor, i.e. something that is actually FUNNY, is hard to find in caustic and mean-spirited rhetoric.
And on the other side of the aisle, the insincerity of Clinton’s affability, a mere runt in Humor’s large litter, is sadly exposed by those plastic smiles and booming guffaws right out of the Tammany Hall playbook.
So, here is the Fogies’ Campaign 2016 pledge to you:
We’ll try to make it funny and keep it funny.
Elect a President with a real sense of Humor!
It’s almost September and all the younguns are loaded down with new backpacks and devices and sports gear as they return to their classrooms and fields of play. Even fogies with memory challenges can recall feelings associated with going back to school, childhood emotions that ran from terror to joyous anticipation to joyous anticipation of terror.
But education does not end with childhood. Continuing education is the key to a rich and fulfilling life. Many older folks are actively engaged in learning, and many are contributing their skills and knowledge as educators, as well.
For more information about senior education opportunities, check out the link below. And remember, pay attention and follow the rules, or you may end up in detention!
Slowly, but surely, our intrepid candidate is trying to conjure up ideas…ANY ideas…to advance his candidacy for President.
His loyal campaign strategist and sparring partner obviously has his work cut out for him….
The Fogies’ recent announcement of a presidential campaign for 2016 has met with thundering silence as constituents seek to understand why they should support a candidate who will likely be dead before his term is up…and no one with an iota of credibility is on the ticket for Vice President.
What? You say this is the same conundrum that faced McCain supporters in 2012? Well, hallelujah! At least we’re doing something right!
In the months ahead, bold ideas, fresh perspectives, and exciting initiatives will be unveiled…just don’t look for The Fogies dish out any of that crap.
So, stay tuned as our candidate increases his exposure and formulates a thought or two about how he can make America great again!
Provides new insight into Archie Bunker’s love for his chair, doesn’t it?
And weren’t Pee-Wee and Chairry a bit too touchy-feelie?
But wait…let’s not be too judgmental or cynical about this. No, let’s be open.
Aren’t old folks always looking for opportunities and conveniences to improve their end-of-life experience?
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