At first, it seemed like peeps were in a panic for no good reason when they heard drones would start showing up in the sky. After all, weren’t these the same cute little devices that swirled around the ceilings of hockey arenas dropping prizes into the outstretched arms of happy fans below?
But then other ugly possibilities for drones were revealed by the fear-feeding media: unmanned pizza delivery, voyeur cams hovering outside our bedrooms, the Government scanning our trash to see whether we recycle our disposable razors or not….
Watch out! Drones are everywhere, buzzing around the trees and flowers.
What? You say those are bees and hummingbirds? You say you have never actually seen a drone flying around your neighborhood, not once in your entire life?
Well, don’t we have to have some kind of irrational fear to keep us on our toes? What else is there to live for in the 21st century?