A Primary Problem

IowaCaucuses_WpCWell, our fogey candidate certainly wouldn't be the first to tally votes from the deceased, now would he?



"I Solemnly Swear...."

OathOfOfficeStrip_WpCOur candidate, always kicking things downstairs.




Nuanced Positions



"Bring Back The Old, To Hell With The New"

ElectionPostions_WpCSlowly, but surely, our intrepid candidate is trying to conjure up ideas...ANY ideas...to advance his candidacy for President.

His loyal campaign strategist and sparring partner obviously has his work cut out for him....


You're Hired!

ElectionAdvisor_WpCOur candidate makes a savvy personnel decision, a sure sign of good judgment and political acumen.


Lenting Our Advice

Lent_WpCIf you are giving something up for Lent, take heart - you're in the homestretch! Soon you'll be able to (over-) indulge in whatever vice you set aside for 40 days and 40 nights. Congratulations on the success of your mission!

What's that you said? You aren't going to make it to the finish line? You already blew it?! No worries - simply penalize yourself by starting over on Easter Day. Determine to give up whatever you were supposed to give up during Lent, only this time double the length of your sentence.

What's that you said? How can you possibly make it for 80 days and 80 nights when you only made it to 11 the first go-around? Well, stop whining, and just make the commitment!

But don't worry - you WON'T reach your goal. You'll screw up after about 38 days this go-round. When that happens, start again, but triple the length of your sentence.

Simply rinse and repeat when you fail again.

Year-'round Lent - that's some good living!



Drop 'til You Shop

StretchedThinA_WpCHey, slow down!

The Fogies don't like the fast-paced life. Never have, never will. Type A personalities? Try Type C (minus).

So, skip that run to the mall - we've made it easy for you to shop for your favorite Fogies novelties at Cafe Press. Just click on the "Merchandise" link and visit the Fogies Shop.

You don't even have to lug your walker around as you browse our store!


Keep This In Your Back Pocket

MobileWallet_WpCWhen is it an advantage to be an old fogey and to be "not tech savvy"?

When criminals are stealing databases from retailers, government agencies, and banks right and left, and when everyone is jumping blindly into the pool of new, dubiously-secure  "mobile payment systems" that are flooding the marketplace.

Fogies are still inclined to pay with CASH. Trust them.



Evolution1_WpCScience is not purely empirical.


You're Looking Marvel-ous

SilverSurfer_WpCThere goes one of our favorite comic book characters, relegated to a the status of a Digital Age descriptor.

Oh, well, whether you're a Silver Surfer or not, we're sure glad you like to visit us here!