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50ShadesGrey_WpCIt's OK.

You can now indulge your lust for smut without fear of recrimination. Because "50 Shades of Grey" is poised to jump from the book rack at your local grocery store to the big screen at your local movieplex. Now those thirsty tipplers of white zin and sloe gin, the ladies book group, can put down the pulp and head over to a dark theatre to WATCH what they were only permitted to fantasize about before.

The Fogies want in on this action! We're getting kind of tired of always shooting our selfies from the waist up.