We're Living on Nuts and Berries

PaleoDiet_WpCRemember "Animals", that great (and bizarre) song by the Talking Heads?

Here's a sample:

They say they don't need money
You know animals are hairy?
They're living on nuts and berries
They say they don't need money
They're setting a bad example!

Well, it looks like the song inspired one of the latest diet fads, and now that diet fad is wreaking havoc on the population.

Here's an alternative notion:

Everything in moderation.