Hey, slow down!
The Fogies don't like the fast-paced life. Never have, never will. Type A personalities? Try Type C (minus).
So, skip that run to the mall - we've made it easy for you to shop for your favorite Fogies novelties at Cafe Press. Just click on the "Merchandise" link and visit the Fogies Shop.
You don't even have to lug your walker around as you browse our store!