Well, well, well...all of a sudden it isn't necessary for old folks to use lame online dating services, trolling at the mall, or making goo-goo eyes in church to land a hot date. Fogies have re-discovered a tried-and-true hunting ground for eligible hotties--school!
It's true. As more and more greyhairs return to campus to continue their education, they are finding a gold mine of ready-to-rock partners to spice it up in study hall. As a result, G.P.A.s are on the rise (among other things).
So get on out there, old boys and girls, and do some learning...and attend a class or two while you're at it.