Our candidate makes a savvy personnel decision, a sure sign of good judgment and political acumen.
Just think about all those times you slipped a few bucks into a card and handed it over to your niece or nephew just because of your relationship, just because it was a holiday, or some other special occasion. They pocketed that green faster than you could say, "Don't spend it all in one place!".
Well, sometimes the worm turns and old Uncle Fogey can use a few bucks of his own.
But we're willing to do a little work for it, unlike those little leeches. It's called the "entrepreneurial spirit".
Hey, we can be as modern as anyone else in the new millennium!