21
Apr

Lullabye

ComputerSleep_WpCWould you like to let everyone know how much you hate technology? Now you can!

Get gear featuring this image at the Fogies Shop at Cafe Press - just click on the "Merchandise" link and shop 'til you drop!

25
Jan

Old Flames

LongScrew5.5x4.5_FbCLooking for the perfect romantic greeting card for your Valentine?

Well, we don't have one....

But we do have a hilarious card to tickle your lover's fancy. Here's the cover image.

Click on the "Merchandise" link in the Menu Bar to visit the Fogies Shop at Cafe Press and buy one (or two, if necessary).

30
Nov

Order Your Fogies 2015 Calendar Now!

2015Calendar_WpCHere's your chance to be with the Fogies every day of 2015!

Click on the "Merchandise" link on the Menu Bar and place your order for The Fogies 2015 Wall Calendar. Ordering is quick and easy at the secure ordering page at Cafe Press.

And don't forget to cheer up friends and family this holiday season with a Fogies calendar or other Fogies merchandise at our shop at Cafe Press.

28
Nov

Gonna Dig Myself a Hole

BlackFriday2014_WpCTake cover! It's Black Friday!

Your only hope is to shop online at the Fogies Shop at Cafe Press. Click on the "Merchandise" link to browse around.

25
Nov

Order Your Fogies 2015 Calendar Now!

Here's your chance to be with the Fogies every day of 2015!

Click on the "Merchandise" link on the Menu Bar and place your order for The Fogies 2015 Wall Calendar. Ordering is quick and easy at the secure ordering page at Cafe Press.

And don't forget to cheer up friends and family this holiday season with a Fogies calendar or other Fogies merchandise at our shop at Cafe Press.

 

25
Nov

Beware of T-Day Hazards!

TummyTroubleTofurkey_WpCYou better watch out, you better not pout, you better not cry, we're telling you why....Thanksgiving can be damn dangerous!

Hot ovens, sharp knives, streaming pots, running children, drunks, bones and gristle, salmonella, gluttony, Dallas Cowboys football, traffic, ice and snow, family grudges, overnight shopping excursions...when else do so many hazards converge on the same day of the year?

We can only recommend that you just grip your device, calm down, and click on the "Merchandise" link. Order your Fogies 2015 Wall Calendar and other Fogies novelties to help fill your holiday stockings - that's a safe and sure bet!